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Bitchfully Speaking: Issue #1
Dear Capital B’s,
Your subscription to this cyber-column is evidence that you understand the versatility of the B
word. As members of the linguistically liberal ladies of America, we do not wince when we hear singer
Meredith Brooks proclaim that she is a b*tch, among other things, even if we don’t sing along. Some of
us know the lyrics to Trina’s Da Baddest B*tch tune and call each other bad b*tches in a good way. The
list of songs with the B word in the title seems endless. The B word is even in the titles of certain books
that line our shelves.
The insulting form of the B word will never be directed at you. Don’t worry about my ever calling
you a b*tch in your presence either. We will never meet in person. As a reader of the B*tchfully Speaking
column, you are expected to never discuss your affiliation with this column publicly. This is a secret
sisterhood.
We will secretly celebrate the art of being bitches. In this column, a B.I.T.C.H. is a Beautiful,
Independent, Tenacious, Cultured, Heartbreaker. In other words, we are Capital B’s.
B*tchy behavior, or acting b*tchily, is negative. We behave b*tchfully, or with magnetic sassiness
that distinguishes us from the b*tchy. Another dimension that we bring to the world of b*tchiness is our
b*tchlessness, or ability to behave in a non-b*tchy, passive manner, while we curse people out mentally.
I am a proud Capital B who encourages you to embrace the idea of being beautiful, even if you
feel a little ugly sometimes. You must be beautiful to yourself, regardless of what others think. Whether
you are self-sufficient, or spoiled, never let anyone rob you of your emotional independence. Tenacity is
also a requirement. Exercise chutzpah, by speaking your mind in the proper contexts. Your anonymity
requires that you select creative code names when posting information on this site. If you are a racist
person, this site is not for you. We don’t bash or favor any particular cultural group. We will identify
unacceptable behavior from all shades of the rainbow. We are an equal opportunity offender; we will talk
about anybody, regardless of ethnicity. If your heart has been broken, get ready to mend it. You will also
develop your heartbreaking skills; it is better to be a heartbreaker than to have your heart broken.
It is no secret that, depending on the circumstances, we can switch to b*tch*, or become
lowercase b’s, who are backstabbing, insecure, tactless, callous, haters. We do not glorify this behavior,
though we acknowledge that we have the power to go there.
Since the topics for this column will be selected from a list of your concerns, now is the time to
get your b*tch on. Express yourself by completing the following statement: I hate it when lowercase b’s…
After I have perused your suggestions, I will prepare the next article. In the meantime, get your
bitch on by sending all feedback to moidame@yahoo.com. I will post your concerns as I receive them.
B*tchfully Yours,
Nikki
Dear Capital B’s,
Your subscription to this cyber-column is evidence that you understand the versatility of the B
word. As members of the linguistically liberal ladies of America, we do not wince when we hear singer
Meredith Brooks proclaim that she is a b*tch, among other things, even if we don’t sing along. Some of
us know the lyrics to Trina’s Da Baddest B*tch tune and call each other bad b*tches in a good way. The
list of songs with the B word in the title seems endless. The B word is even in the titles of certain books
that line our shelves.
The insulting form of the B word will never be directed at you. Don’t worry about my ever calling
you a b*tch in your presence either. We will never meet in person. As a reader of the B*tchfully Speaking
column, you are expected to never discuss your affiliation with this column publicly. This is a secret
sisterhood.
We will secretly celebrate the art of being bitches. In this column, a B.I.T.C.H. is a Beautiful,
Independent, Tenacious, Cultured, Heartbreaker. In other words, we are Capital B’s.
B*tchy behavior, or acting b*tchily, is negative. We behave b*tchfully, or with magnetic sassiness
that distinguishes us from the b*tchy. Another dimension that we bring to the world of b*tchiness is our
b*tchlessness, or ability to behave in a non-b*tchy, passive manner, while we curse people out mentally.
I am a proud Capital B who encourages you to embrace the idea of being beautiful, even if you
feel a little ugly sometimes. You must be beautiful to yourself, regardless of what others think. Whether
you are self-sufficient, or spoiled, never let anyone rob you of your emotional independence. Tenacity is
also a requirement. Exercise chutzpah, by speaking your mind in the proper contexts. Your anonymity
requires that you select creative code names when posting information on this site. If you are a racist
person, this site is not for you. We don’t bash or favor any particular cultural group. We will identify
unacceptable behavior from all shades of the rainbow. We are an equal opportunity offender; we will talk
about anybody, regardless of ethnicity. If your heart has been broken, get ready to mend it. You will also
develop your heartbreaking skills; it is better to be a heartbreaker than to have your heart broken.
It is no secret that, depending on the circumstances, we can switch to b*tch*, or become
lowercase b’s, who are backstabbing, insecure, tactless, callous, haters. We do not glorify this behavior,
though we acknowledge that we have the power to go there.
Since the topics for this column will be selected from a list of your concerns, now is the time to
get your b*tch on. Express yourself by completing the following statement: I hate it when lowercase b’s…
After I have perused your suggestions, I will prepare the next article. In the meantime, get your
bitch on by sending all feedback to moidame@yahoo.com. I will post your concerns as I receive them.
B*tchfully Yours,
Nikki
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